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Porn Link

Q: What to do if you just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker?

A: Email the same link to everyone in your corporate directory and call it a virus.

Debugging vs Programming

If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

Microsoft and Halter Top

Q: What do Microsoft and a halter top have in common?

A: Both offer very little support!

Passing The Blame

We yanks just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of 3 lawyers for every citizen. We come up with the best reasons to blame others for our own problems. Here's a small list... If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she's holding in her lap while driving, she blames the restaurant. If your teen- age son kills himself or the next door neighbors, you blame the rock 'n' roll music or musician he liked. If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company. If your daughter gets pregnant by the football captain you blame the school for poor sex education. If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, you blame the bartender. If your cousin gets AIDS because the needle he used to shoot up with heroin was dirty, you blame the government for not providing clean ones. If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television. If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer. And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilots at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the deceased blames the airline. I guess I'll just never understand the world as it is anymore... So if I die while my old, wrinkled ass is parked in front of this computer while sending you this joke - I want you to blame Bill Gates, OK?

Blondes and Computers Similar

Q: How are blondes and computers similar?

A: You never appreciate them until they go down on you.