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My wife asked me why I had bought a gun.
I said: Decepticons!
My wife laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster, it was a good time!

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Hard Drive Upgrade

My hard drive upgrades every time I look at you.

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Java Coders

Q: Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
A: Because they can't C#.

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