Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.

1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been busy-----for a year!!!!!
2. You forgot how to work the TV remote control.
3. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."
4. You tell everyone, that after surgery, your mom went to ICQ ......instead of ICU!
5. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.
6. You placed the refrigerator beside your computer...or put it in the bathroom.
7. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have ICQ in your car.
8. Tech support calls YOU for help.
9. You beg your friends to get an account so you can "hang out."
10. You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza.
11. You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.
12. You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.
13. You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said.
14. You find out divorce papers had been served on you 6 months ago.
15. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.
16. You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you had your ignore button handy.
17. You start to experience "withdrawal" after not being online for awhile.
18. You say......."Where did the time go??"
19. You sit on ICQ for 6 hours for that certain special person to sign on.
20. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
21. You end your sentences with.....three or more periods.......
22. You need to be pried from your computer by the jaws-of-life.
23. Your answering machine/voice mail sounds a little like this.... "BRB. Leave your S/N and I'll TTYL...ASAP".
24. You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} and ****kisses*****.
25. Being called a newbie is a major insult to you.
26. You're on the phone and say "BRB"
.27. Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood-shot eyes.
28. You get up at 2:00 AM to go to the bathroom and turn the computer on instead.

Data's Favorite Song

Q: What is Data's favorite song?
A: "I Left My Head in San Francisco"

Top Ten Reasons Why the Federation Doesn't Use a Cloaking Device

1. Test vessels keep disappearing and are never seen again.
2. The head of Starfleet has Bugblatter Beast Syndrome and thinks that if the enemy can't see us, we can't see them.
3. Their insurance company won't cover accidents involving two cloaked ships colliding into each other.
4. Afraid it would make it too easy for Kirk to steal another ship out of the docking bay.
5. It wouldn't help anyway, Q would still find them.
6. Don't want anyone to find out what _*really*_ happened to Pulaski.
7. External shots of the ship would be extremely dull.
8. Don't want to admit that for once, Klingons had a really good idea.
9. Mike Okuda and Rick Sternbach can't find the model they made of the cloaked Enterprise.
10. (Answer Cloaked for Effect)