U.S. State Jokes - Hawaii Jokes

Hawaii Crazy Law

  • Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.
  • All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.
  • Within the limits of any public park, it is unlawful to annoy any bird. (SEC. 10-1.2)

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (Hawaii Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
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Anonymous

Hononlulu

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (Hawaii Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother-in-Law Jokes)
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Anonymous

This is Not a Drill

I almost had sex with a Hawaiian...
But I ended up prematurely evacuating.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , U.S. State Jokes (Hawaii Jokes)
Anonymous