Sports Jokes - Boating Jokes

Marina Sale

Q: What's up with the big paddle sale at the marina?
A: I'm not sure but everyone says it will be a big oar deal.

Anonymous

Cigarette Boat

Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with.
So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

Submitted BY: PromiscuousCucumber