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Baseball Nuns

Three nuns went to a baseball game and three men got stuck sitting behind them. The men were frustrated because their habits were blocking their view. So they came up with a plan to make them leave. ''I think I'll move to California, there's only 50 Catholics there," said the first man. "I think I'll move to Washington, there's only 25 Catholics there.'' "I think I'll move to Idaho, there's only 10 Catholics there.'' Then one of the nuns turned around. "Go to Hell, there are NO Catholics there."

NFL Blonde Vs Brunettes

Q What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?

A  Two tight ends and a wide receiver!

Close To The Fans

Q: What happens if you get too hot at a football match?

A: Sit a bit closer to one of the fans.

Keeping Vikings Out

Q: How do you keep a Viking out of your yard?

A: Put up goal posts!

Jewish Football Game

Q: What's the object of a Jewish football game?

A: To get the quarter back!