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Breaking Frodo

Q: In "Fellowship of the Rings," what did Sauron say to Frodo?
A   "You're a hard hobbit to break!"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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The Bill Clinton Sale

Q: Did you hear about the Bill Clinton sale at clothing stores on President's day?
A: All pants half off.

Categories: Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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Rabbi and a Priest

The priest and the rabbi were on a plane flying across the ocean when the plane developed engine trouble. Everyone was doomed. The priest turned to the rabbi and said, "Before I die there's something that I would like to know. You being Jewish and all -- have you ever tasted ham?" "Well," the rabbi laughed, "Sure I've tasted ham. But tell me father, before we die -- could you tell me if you have ever made love to a woman?" The priest blushed and said, "There was this one time I gave in and made love to a woman." The rabbi looked at the priest and said, "Beats the hell out of ham, don't it?"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Airplane Jokes (Crash Jokes)
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