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Brain Cells

Q: Why did God give women more brain cells than cows?
A: So that women don't shit themselves when you play with their tits.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes)
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Good Steak and Good Sex

Q: What does a good steak have in common with good sex?
A: They're both very rare.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes , Food Jokes , Riddles
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Qualifications

A man walks into the Election office, says to the receptionist, "I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be an Independent candidate." The receptionist replied, "Certainly sir. Please fill out this form.'' He was filling the form until he came to the question, ''Are you circumcised?'' So he asked the receptionist, "Is that question necessary?" She replied, "If you are circumcised you are not eligible." He asked what difference it would make if he was circumcised? She replied, "To become a politician, you have to be a complete prick."

Categories: Political Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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