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Qualifications

A man walks into the Election office, says to the receptionist, "I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be an Independent candidate." The receptionist replied, "Certainly sir. Please fill out this form.'' He was filling the form until he came to the question, ''Are you circumcised?'' So he asked the receptionist, "Is that question necessary?" She replied, "If you are circumcised you are not eligible." He asked what difference it would make if he was circumcised? She replied, "To become a politician, you have to be a complete prick."

Categories: Political Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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The difference

The boy asks his dad, "What's the difference between a 'cunt' and a 'pussy'?"  The dad gets a Penthouse magazine, draws a circle around a crotch and says: "Everything inside the circle is a 'pussy',everything outside the circle is a 'cunt'"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Nursing Home Tricks

A man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84-year-old father. While there he notices the nurse give his father hot chocolate and Viagra. The man asks, "Why are you doing that? I mean, at his age what will it do for him?" The nurse explains, "The hot chocolate will help him sleep." The man asks, "And the Viagra?" "Keeps him from falling out of bed."

Categories: Old Age Jokes , Sex Jokes (Viagra Jokes)
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