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Pirate Booty Call - Parrot

Is it okay if my parrot watches? Yar!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes)
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Coming Across an Elephant

Q: What should you do if you come across an elephant?
A: Apologize and wipe it off.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Riddles
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Sherlock Holmes, Winston, Women and Bananas

Sherlock Holmes and Watson were walking through a park, when they passed three women, eating bananas. "Good evening, ladies," said Sherlock. After they passed, Watson asked if he knew those women. "No, Watson, I didn't know that nun, prostitute, or bride." Baffled, Watson asks how he knew their identities. "Elementary, my dear Watson. The nun was eating the banana by breaking it into small pieces. The prostitute was shoving the banana into her mouth. And the bride was holding the banana with one hand and forcing her head down with the other."

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes)
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