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Woman After A Face Lift

A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, ''I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?'' ''About 35,'' he replied. ''I'm actually 47,'' the woman said, feeling really happy.
After that she went into McDonald's for lunch and asked the order taker the same question. He replied, ''Oh, you look about 29.'' ''I am actually 47!'' she said, feeling really good. While standing at the bus stop she asked an old man the same question. He replied, ''I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a woman's age. If I put my hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age.'' There was no one around, so the woman said, ''What the hell?'' and let him slip his hand up her skirt. After feeling around for a while, the old man said, ''OK, You are 47.''
Stunned, the woman said, ''That was brilliant! How did you do that?'' The old man replied, ''I was behind you in line at McDonald's.''

Categories: Old Age Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
Anonymous

Summer in Ohio

A southern girl returned home after a summer with her grandparents in Ohio. Her friends asked her what she learned on her trip. "Well, they have these men up there who like other men." "Ooh. What are they called?" "They call them gay." "What else did you learn?" "Well, they have these women who like other women." "Ooh. What are they called?" "They call them lesbians." "Did you learn anything else?" "Yes. They have these men who lick women in their most private parts." "Ooh. What do they call them?" "I don't know, but when he was done, I called him 'Precious.'"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Ohio Jokes)
Anonymous

Happy 20

I thought I would be satisfied but after paying for a 20 year old Escort, I could only think of one thing.
This is a shitty car.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes)
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