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You Can Have Anything You Want
The one student calls out to the other, "Hey--Nice bike! Where did you get it?"
"Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all of her clothes, and says 'you can have ANYTHING you want!'"
"Good choice," says the first guy, "her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."
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Prostitute Conversation
Prostitute 1: Tonight's my night -- I can smell c**k in the air.
Prostitute 2: Oh, sorry. I burped.
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Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A: A rip off.
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