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Mrs. Prussy

The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school and their new teacher introduced herself. She wrote on the board that her name is Ms. Prussy and the day passed without any further incidents. The next morning after greeting the class she asked if anyone remembered her name and little Johnny waved frantically. The teacher taken by his enthusiasm called on him. In a timid voice he said "Miss Crunt?"

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At School) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Two Prostitutes, After Christmas

Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays-
Prostitute one: What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?
Prostitute two: Hundred dollars, as usual.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes)
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Sit Upright

Q: What is the first thing a blonde learns when she takes driving lessons?
A: You can also sit upright in a car.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Riddles
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