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Extra Large Condoms

A woman asks the pharmacist if he sells extra large condoms. The pharmacist replies, "Yes, would you like to buy one?" The woman says, "No, but do you mind if I stand here and wait to see if anyone buys one?"

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First Jump

After a fresh batch of paratroopers complete their first jump, some veterans take them out for a few rounds.
They're swapping stories and an old timer says: "Man, I remember the first time I jumped. Made the mistake of being the last one in line. Finally it's my turn, and I look down and freeze. The drill instructor leans in right behind me says, 'son, either you jump right now or I'm going to fuck you in the ass."
The veteran looks off wistfully and takes a pull off his beer.
A first-timer says, "Well, did you jump?"
"A little at first."

Categories: Military Jokes (Army Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes)
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Backstreet Boys

Q: What is the only instrument the Backstreet Boys are good at playing?
A: The male organ.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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