Violin Cloaking Device

Q: How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?
A: Put it in a viola case.

Drum Keys

Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?
A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.

Foreplay

Q: What is the Australian for foreplay?
A: Brace yourself, Sheila!
Q: And the Welsh?
A: Are you awake, Gwen?