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How Do You Catch an Elephant?

Q: How do you catch an elephant?
A: First you dig a big hole and fill it with wood and ash. Then you take a load of peas and line them up around the hole. Then, when the elephant goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash-hole!

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Tie Saplings To A Piano

Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?
A: Root position cords.

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Blonde Mattress

Q: What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?
A: An air mattress.

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