Religion Jokes

Branch Davidians

Q: How many Branch Davidians can you fit in a car?
A: It depends on how big your ashtray is!

Anonymous

Cows at Church

Q: Why did the cows go to church?
A: They heard there was a new pasture!

Anonymous

Imagine That

Can you believe what people do in the church these days? I was in the church listening to the priest's sermon when i saw a guy smoking cigarettes inside the church. I was so amazed that I dropped my beer and made a huge ruckus. 

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