The Priest Rang the Bell

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.  However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.  After watching the boys efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boys position.  He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a soild ring.  Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?"  To which the boy replies, "Now we run!"

Black Nuns

Q: Why can't black women become nuns?
A: They can't say superior after mother.

Nun and Fat Lady

Q: What's the difference between a nun and a fat lady?
A: One's tryin' to diet, and the other's dyin to try it...