Black Nuns

Q: Why can't black women become nuns?
A: They can't say superior after mother.

Pretty Boy

When I was younger, the local priest told me that I was the prettiest boy he'd ever seen.
I was touched.

Nun and Fat Lady

Q: What's the difference between a nun and a fat lady?
A: One's tryin' to diet, and the other's dyin to try it...