Religion Jokes - Nun / Priest Jokes

Definition of Innocence

Q: What's the definition of innocence?
A: A nun working in a condom factory, thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

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Pregnant Nun

Q: What's the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar boy.

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Nun Bike

Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the first nun says, "I`ve never come this way before!" and the second nun says, "Oh, it must be the cobblestone!"

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