Religion Jokes

Forty Years In The Wild

Admiring the Christmas trees displayed in his neighbor's windows, a child asks his father, "Daddy, can we have a Hanukkah Tree?" "What? No, of course not." says his father. "Why not?" asks the child again. Bewildered, his father replies, "Because the last time we had dealings with a lighted bush we spent 40 years in the wilderness."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes)
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Cooking With The Bible

Newlyweds Kaitlyn and Brandon were having an argument about who should brew the coffee. Brandon said, "You're in charge of cooking, so you should do it." Kaitlyn replied, "No, you should do it because it says in the Bible that the man makes the coffee." Brandon was shocked to hear this and asked his beautiful new blonde wife to show him the passage. Full of excitement, Kaitlyn ran to the Good Book to prove for the first time how wrong her new husband was. She opened the Bible and pointed to where it said: "HEBREWS"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Religion Jokes , Word Play Jokes
Submitted BY: Crosley Fields

New York Dogs

A Buddhist monk visits a hot-dog vendor in New York City and says, "Make me one with everything."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Religion Jokes (Buddhism Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (New York Jokes)
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