Relationship Jokes

Woman With a Black Eye

A woman went to the bar with a black eye. "How'd ya get that?" asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town?" he asked. "So did I!" she said.

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Honest, Intelligent, Caring Men Doing Dishes

Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.

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Anonymous

New Sex Statistics

Stats show the average person has sex 89 times per year.
Looks like I'm in store for a wild December

Submitted BY: jctennis123