When You're Away

She: "Do you think of me when you're away darling?"
He: "Yes honey, I always bare you in mind."

Eighty Six

A couple was boasting to another couple about their new talent. They'd had to give a great deal of time to it, they said, "But now we've worked up to eighty-five different positions!" "Gee," said the other couple, "we know only one - with the man on top." The other couple shouted, "Eighty-six!"

Snot

When you're neckin' with your honey and your nose is kinda runny you might think it's funny... but it's not.