Relationship Jokes

Top Gun

Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Like Father, Like Husband?

If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings.

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Programmer's Wife

A programmers wife asks him to run to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.
He returns with 12 loaves of bread.

Anonymous