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Redneck: Raid

You might be a redneck if... You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

Redneck Family Tree

You know you're a redneck when your family tree is a wreath.

Redneck One Liners Continued

You might be a redneck if...

  • More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
  • You think the stock market has a fence around it.
  • You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
  • You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
  • Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
  • Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.
  • Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
  • You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
  • You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.
  • Your home has more miles on it than your car.

Jiggle The Handle

You might be a redneck if the most common phrase heard in your house is, "Somebody go jiggle the handle."

Smokey And The Bandit

You know you're a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.