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Might be a Redneck

You might be a redneck if. . .

  • You think harass is two words.
  • You consider fast food hitting a deer at 65 MPH.
  • Every day someone comes to your house mistakengly thinking you're having a yard sale.
  • Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.
  • You have more dogs than the local shelter.
  • You consistently receive credit card offers with a limit of $1.25.
  • Your postman puts rubber gloves on when the red flag is up on your mailbox.

Redneck: Fingers and Teeth

You're a redneck if...-You have more fingers than you do teeth

No Crack

If a sign reads say no to crack and you pull up your pants then you might just be a redneck.

Spit And Scratch

You might be a redneck if you don't think baseball players spit and scratch too much.

You Might Be a Redneck - State Patrolman

You might be a redneck if your mother does not remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the state patrolman to kiss her ass.