Redneck Jokes

Redneck Girl and Dad

Q: What did the redneck girl say when she woke up with her dad on top of her?
A: "Watch it Pa or you'll crush my smokes!"
 

Categories: Redneck Jokes , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Riddles
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Redneck Family Tree

You know you're a redneck when your family tree is a wreath.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Redneck Jokes (You Might Be a Redneck) , Riddles , Jokes about Families
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Redneck GI's in India..

Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of Calcutta when an old woman walked by. "Hey, Billy Joe," one said, "I think that's Mother Teresa." "Your nuts." "I'm telling you." They approached the woman and one asked, "Are you Mother Teresa?" The old lady eyed them scornfully. "Fuck off, you goddamn perverts," she hissed, striding off. "Jeez," Billy Joe said, watching her disappear into the crowd, "now we'll never know."

Categories: Military Jokes (Army Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (India Jokes) , Redneck Jokes (Hillbilly Jokes)
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