Pregnant Redneck Gal

Q: How do you get a redneck gal pregnant?
A: Come on her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

Social Tips For Rednecks

1. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
2. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
3. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.
4. Even if your certain that you're included in the will, it's rude to drive a U-Haul to the funeral.

Signs You're a Redneck Jedi

• Your Jedi robe is camo-colored.
• You use your light saber to open and cook cans of pork and beans.
• At least one wing of your X-Wing fighter is primer-colored.
• There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.