Yo Mama - Redneck

Yo' Mama is so redneck, Costco is her favorite city.

Social Tips For Rednecks

1. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
2. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
3. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.
4. Even if your certain that you're included in the will, it's rude to drive a U-Haul to the funeral.

Water Skiing

You know you are redneck when your friends go water skiing while you are towing your boat to the lake.