Best Race?

I don't agree with the opinion that all races are equal. Some races are just better than others.
I, personally, prefer the 100-meter sprint over the marathon.

Italian Organ Grinder

A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down the street one day with a mate, when they came across a busking act, an Italian with an organ grinding monkey. Our incipient racist stunned his friend by throwing a couple of bucks into the hat. "I thought you hated Italians?" was the comment as the friend recovered. "Yeah, I do. But even I'll admit they're cute when they're little."

John Rocker on NY Subway

John Rocker was on a NY subway and many people stopped to stare at him. One lady said, "I hate you, Rocker, you dissed New York." The next person says, "Thanks, Rocker. You dissed homosexuals." The next guys says, "You dissed people with mental problems." Rocker is shocked and says, "I didn't say anything about people with mental problems!" The man smiles and says, "Now people think that all people with mental problems are racist and dumb."