Dumb West Virginia Laws

Dumb West Virginia Laws

• No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions."
• When a railroad passes within 1 mile of a community of 100 or more people in it, they must build a station and stop there regularly to pick up and drop off passengers.
• It is illegal to snooze on a train.
• Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present.
• According to the state constitution, it is unlawful for anyone to own a red or a black flag.
• If you wear a hat inside a theater, you may be fined.
• Roadkill may be taken home for supper.
• Whistling underwater is prohibited.
• Alderson - One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash.
• Nicholas County - No member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service.
• Huntington - Firemen may not whistle or flirt at any woman passing a firehouse.
• It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.

Prime Weed

Q: What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?
A: The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

How did I get here?

A little girl asked her mother how she got here. Her mother, misty-eyed, smiled and replied, “Once upon a time your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth, and I took care of it every single day. The little seed grew more and more leaves, and in a few months it turned into a beautiful healthy plant. So we took the plant, dried it, smoked it, and got so high that we fucked without a condom.”