Political Jokes

A Porcupine and the White House

Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and the White House?
A: With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside!

Categories: Political Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous

Forget Me Not

President George W. Bush decides it is time to do some public relations at a local Washington DC nursing home. The President begins his "tour" down the main hallway and passes by a little old man who doesn't seem to notice him. Sensing this, President Bush backtracks to the resident and asks, "Do you know who I am?" The little old man looks up from his walker and says, "No, but if you go to the front desk, they will tell you your name."

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Memory Jokes) , Political Jokes , Funny Thoughts
Anonymous

Help from Canada

PRESS RELEASE: Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington. Statement by the Press Secretary. President Bush and Prime Minister John Chretien of Canada met on Sept. 24th with the Canadian Leader strongly supporting the war on terrorism. Prime Minister Chretien issued the following statement: CANADIANS WILL HELP AMERICA WITH THE WAR ON TERRORISM! WE HAVE PLEDGED: 2 BATTLE SHIPS, 600 GROUND TROOPS, 6 FIGHTER JETS. AFTER THE AMERICAN EXCHANGE RATE, THEY WILL END UP WITH: 2 CANOES, 6 MOUNTIES, AND A BUNCH OF FLYING SQUIRRELS

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Canadian Jokes) , Political Jokes , Military Jokes , Money Jokes (Currency Exchange Jokes)
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