Political Jokes

Congressional Abortion Bill

A Congressional aide asks the politician: "What are we going to do about the new abortion bill?" The politician's reply: "Shhhhh -- just pay it."

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Corrupt and Crooked

Q: What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
A: Chelsea Clinton

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Interview

Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky?
President: Improper? Ain't nothing improper about that. That was one of the the sweetest interns I've ever had.

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