Pick up Fail!

After hearing a pick-up line:
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."

No Parking

Q: What sign were you born under?
A: No Parking.

French Good Bye

Man: "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear)