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Seen You Before

A man asks a woman, "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" The woman responds, "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Wrong Guy

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"

Woman: "Female impersonator."

Thank God

The rebuttal to a turn-down:

Man: "Want to Dance?"

Woman: "No thanks."

Man: "Don't thank me, thank God because somebody asked you."

Rejection

My luck with girls is so bad, even the ones I fantasize about just want to be friends

First Impressions

I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in...

I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"

The trainer looked me over and said, "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."