One-Liner Jokes

Turn You Off

I wish I had a hearing aid so I could turn you off.

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Undercover Doc

My local hospital has a surgeon who is also a spy.
They only use him for special ops.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Blowing Bubbles

Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?

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