One-Liner Jokes

Shop Work

Apparently there's gold in the ground underneath my shop.
So here I am, mining my own business.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Pizza and the Homeless

Q:  What's the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
A:  A pizza can feed a family of four.

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Riddles
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Guess

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it, so I said "Implants?"

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