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Lawyer's Creed

Lawyer's creed: A man is innocent until proven broke.

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Doggie Style

Q: How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
A: He sits up and begs and she lies down and plays dead.

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Inventing Wire

Q: How was wire invented?
A: Two lawyers pulling on a penny.

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