Math & Science Jokes - Space Jokes

Solar System

If you shrunk the solar system down so that the sun was at the top of your head and the orbit of Pluto was at your feet, Uranus would be right about where you'd expect it to be.

Anonymous

Chez Luna

Q: Why did the restaurant on the moon go out of business?
A: No atmosphere.

Anonymous

Robo Planet

Q: What planet is populated entirely by robots?
A: Mars.

Anonymous