Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulbs to Change Light Bulbs

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, the new one and the old one

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes
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Light Bulb - Musician

Q: Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen in on the guest list.

Categories: Art & Music Jokes , Light Bulb Jokes , Riddles
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Light Bulb - Graduate Students

Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It all depends on the size of the grant.

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes , Profession Jokes (Student Jokes) , School Jokes (College Jokes)
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