Light Bulb Jokes

Aerospace Engineers to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It doesn't take a rocket scientist, you know.

Anonymous

Star Trek Readers to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many alt.fan.star-trek readers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Illogical. We don't have such dated devices anymore.

Anonymous

Light Bulb - Kennedy

Q: How many Kennedy's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, at least until we get some corroborating witnesses.

Anonymous