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The best jokes and joke writers!

Cross the Road - Abode

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the house.

Knock Knock! (Who's there?) The chicken!

Knock Knock - Abe

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abe!
Abe who?
A be C D E F G H...!

Knock Knock - Do

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Do!

Do who?

Do me a favor and open the door?

Knock Knock - Annie

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Annie!

Annie who?

Annie one you like!

Knock Knock - Ants

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Ants!

Ants who?

Ants in your pants!