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The best jokes and joke writers!

Knock Knock - Do

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Do!

Do who?

Do me a favor and open the door?

Knock Knock - Annie

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Annie!

Annie who?

Annie one you like!

Knock Knock - Ants

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Ants!

Ants who?

Ants in your pants!

Knock Knock - Dishes

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes the police, come out with your hands up!

Knock Knock - Doris

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Doris!

Doris who?

Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!