Insult Jokes

Smuggling Dope

You're so dumb, when you were born, your mom should have been arrested for smuggling dope.

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Bagpipers Changing a lightbulb

Q: How many bagpipers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to handle the bulb, the other four to tell him how much better they could have done it.

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Good Night Insult

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

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