More Favorite Insults

When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at JokerZ - enjoy!

• IQ lower than a snake's belly in a wagon-rut.
• It's hard to believe he beat 100,000 other sperm.
• Just another flash in the bedpan.
• Keeps his imagination on a long leash.
• Knitting with only one needle.
• Knows his sports, but his understanding is limited to violence.
• Landing with his gear/brain up and locked.
• Leaky sunroof.
• Left hand threaded.
• Left his booster on the launch pad.
• Left the store without all of his groceries.
• Leveled off before reaching altitude.
• Life by Norman Rockwell, but screenplay by Stephen King.
• Lightbulb over his head is burned out. Lights are on but nobody's home. 

Insulting On The Street

How to be Insulting in the Street: Wave frantically across the street to people who are trying to ignore you and try to attract as much attention to them as you can.

Clumsy Talent

Okay, I'm so talented. I can get hit by parked cars, the walls run into me, the floor comes up and hits me, and best of all, I can fall up the stairs.