Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Zombie Weather

Q: What type of weather report makes zombies happy?
A: Cloudy with a chance of brain.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Boo Babies

Q: Why couldn't the boy ghost get the girl ghost pregnant?
A: Because he had a hallow-weenie.

Categories: Riddles , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes)
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Jack-O-Lantern Jitters

Q: Why was the Jack-O-Lantern afraid to cross the road?
A: He had no guts.

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes)
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