Sunburn

My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving."

Good Question

Why do doctors send you behind a curtain to undress when they're going to see you naked anyway?
 

Test Tube Baby

Q: What did the normal baby say to the test-tube baby?
A: Your dad's a wanker.