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Lawyer's Funeral
Q: Why do you need only two pallbearers at a lawyer's funeral?
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Lawyer's Viagra
Q: What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
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Going Out
Cindy asked an old friend to go out for a drink with her after work. "I don't understand," Cindy complained. "When people find out I'm a lawyer, they take an instant dislike to me. Why would they do that?"
Her friend appeared to think for a moment and then suggested, "Maybe it just saves time."
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