Food Jokes

Identity Theft

Q: What do you call a noodle that committed identity theft?
A: An im-pasta!

Categories: Food Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Pink, Moist and Split

Q: What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
A: A grapefruit!

Categories: Food Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Vegan

Q: How do you identify a vegan at a party?
A: You don't, they come and tell you.

Categories: Food Jokes (Vegetarian Jokes) , Riddles
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