Jokes about Families - Father Jokes

Mistakes

I told my dad that he should embrace his mistakes
He had tears in his eyes. Then he hugged my sister and me.

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Anonymous

Ain't She Cute

Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) "Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she smiled... isn't she cute?"
Friend: "But your kid didn't smile."
Father: "I was talking about the nurse."

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Anonymous

Tree Watch

I don’t trust those trees, son.
Son: What?! Why not?
They seem kinda shady to me.

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