Ethnic / Country Jokes - Norwegian Jokes

My Girl's Birthday

Sven was out shopping in the mall when he met his friend Ole outside the Jewelry Store. Ole noticed that Sven had a small gift-wrapped box in his hand. "Vhat have you just purchased Sven?" Ole asks. "Vell, now that you've asked," replies Sven, "It's my Lena's birthday tomorrow and vhen I asked her this morning vhat she vanted for her birthday, Lena said, 'Oh, I dun know, dear, yust give me something with vots of diamonds.' "So vhat did you get her?" Ole asks. Sven smirks and says, "I bought her a deck of cards."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Norwegian Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Four Scandanavians

Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
A: The four Norseman of the Apocolypse.

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Light Reading

  1. The Italian Book Of War Heroes
  2. The Norwegian Book Of Cookery
  3. The Scottish Book Of Knowledge

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Scottish Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Norwegian Jokes)
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