Irish Test Tube Baby

A man walked into a bar and says, "my daughter just had the first Irish test tube baby." He says, "it was a girl and she was conceived in a bottle of Guinness."
The bartender says, "what does the baby look like?"
The man says, "she is dark, thin, and has a good head on her!"

He'd Wanted to be Buried at Sea

There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a grave for a friend. He'd wanted to be buried at sea.

Split Personality

My half Irish, half French wife is an Offaly Nice girl.