Iranian in a Bathtub

Q: How do you get an Iranian out of a bathtub?
A: You turn on the water.

Dangerous and Sometimes Fatal Traditions

In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest named Rasool lost control of his automatic weapon at a wedding in the Lorestan province, accidentally killing six people and wounding fourteen of them. I think I'll stick to the tradition of throwing rice-- it seems much less dangerous. 

Iranian Locked Out

Q: Did you hear about the Iranian who locked himself out of his car?
A: It took three hours to get his family out of it.