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The Irishman's Last Stand

There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on the roof of a building, with an awning below them.

The American said to the Irishman: "I bet I could jump off this roof, land on the awning and bounce back off." So he jumped off, hit the awning, and was soon back on the roof. "There. Now you try," he said to the Irishman.

So the Irishman jumped off, and fell SPLAT on the ground. The New Zealander said to the American: "Jeez, Superman, you are a real jerk sometimes!"

Pearly White

Q: Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white?

A: Because they never use them.

German Clock Maker

Q: What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went 'tick, tick,tick'?

A: 'Ve haff vays of making you tock!'

Puerto Ricans

Q: What's the difference between a pizza pie and a Puerto Rican?

A: A pizza pie can feed a family of eight.

Role Reversal

A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was impressed by a sociological change. On previous visits she noted that women customarily walked about 5 paces behind their husbands.

She observed that the men now walked over 20 paces BEHIND their wives! She approached one of the women for an explanation, "What enabled women here to achieve this marvellous reversal of roles?"

"Land mines," replied the Kuwaiti woman.