Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Leper Poker Game

Q: Did you hear about the leper poker game?
A: One guy threw in his hand and the other three laughed their heads off.

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Nail File

Patient asks, "Doctor, should I file my nails?"
Doctor replies, "No! Throw them away like everybody else."

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Hand Transplant

You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess what? His penis rejected it!

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